Palin Place

The Sarah Palin family scandals keep on coming. I haven't thought of any funny slogans for this mess yet, but I'll have some up in a day or two.

Good Girls Wait Till They're Married!

I'll admit, I picked the Maternity Tee for an extra bit of fun. Of course, if you follow Sarah Palin's lofty advice about abstinence, your very likely to be wearing one of these soon. (You know, like her daughter Bristol).

Dinosaurs Are Jesus Ponies!

Sarah Palin is a strict creationist, there is no doubt about that. Actually, according to the far right whackos this is a good thing. The rest of the country just shudders in comparison? So how does Sarah account for the dinosaurs? Maybe Satan put those bones in the ground to confuse us? Or maybe Jesus made them so that Adam and Eve would have something to ride around on in the Garden of Eden!.

God Made Me Prefect!

Just watching Sarah Palin, you know that she believes she is 'perfect.' The truth though is obvious to anyone paying attention. :) Hopefully she never gets elected Vice Prefect, er President.

Remember Girls, Keep Those Legs Crossed!

Sarah Palin believes that abstinence programs are the only sex ed that teenagers will ever need, and still supports is even after her 17 year old daughter Bristol became pregnant. Way to go Sarah!

We'll Pray Away Your Gay!

Yes it's true, Sarah Palin belongs to a church that believes it can 'pray away your gay.' They forgot to add 'for pay' I'm sure. Maybe they can start on Larry Craig, I'm sure there are lots of young Christian men willing to spend time on their knees for him.

Girls Don't Poop!

Girls Don't Poop! A t-shirt classic (for some reason) and about as logical as any of the BS that spouts out of Sarah Palin's mouth.