Maverick? You Keep Using That Word...

Maverick? You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Ah, "The Princess Bride" One of the greatest movies of the 80's, chock full of funny quotes. John McCain had a lot in common with the evil Vizzini: Both of them were short, temperamental egomaniacs, but where Vizzini kept misusing "inconceivable" John McCain misuses the word "Maverick." .

I Am NOT Your Friend McCain!

During tonight's debate, John McCain kept referring to the questioners as "my friend." But who exactly are John McCain's friends? If you go by his voting record it would be CEO's and other millionaires, or maybe those "middle class" folks making 5 million a year. The rest of us though are no friends of his!

I'm Voting for That One

Since John McCain proved he can be as stupid as Sarah Palin tonight, I thought that I would honor him with a featured shirt or two.

In case you missed it, during tonight's debate, John McCain referred to Barack Obama as "that one" in a very disrespectful and possibly racist remark. That doesn't mean we can't have some fun with it though, and show John McCain that the politics of fear and hate will not win this time around.

Sarah Palin Quote Generator

If the funny things you read here aren't enough for you, check out the Sarah Palin Quote Generator! It's captured her style and cadence perfectly.

Palin Really Does Believe in Jesus Ponies!

When I made my Dinosaurs are Jesus Ponies design several weeks ago, I naturally suspected that Sarah Palin believed something along those lines. It turns out that shortly after being elected mayor of Wasilla, she told a local music teacher that humans and dinosaurs lived together on the earth 6000 years ago.

I think actor Matt Damon summed it up best when he said "I need to know if she really think that dinosaurs were here 4,000 years ago. I want to know that, I really do. Because she's gonna have the nuclear codes."

Thinking Gives You Wrinkles!

If you haven't seen the interview Katie Couric did with Sarah Palin, go watch it now! It would be the funniest bit of TV ever, except that there's a chance this woman could be Vice President.

Lord Make Her Gay!

I decided to break with the usual format and create a shirt where we can Pray Sarah Gay. I based it on the nonsensical sermon by Thomas Muthee who chanted 'Lord make a way! Lord make a way!' Well, what if we all chanted 'Lord make her Gay! Lord make her Gay!