Palin Really Does Believe in Jesus Ponies!

When I made my Dinosaurs are Jesus Ponies design several weeks ago, I naturally suspected that Sarah Palin believed something along those lines. It turns out that shortly after being elected mayor of Wasilla, she told a local music teacher that humans and dinosaurs lived together on the earth 6000 years ago.

I think actor Matt Damon summed it up best when he said "I need to know if she really think that dinosaurs were here 4,000 years ago. I want to know that, I really do. Because she's gonna have the nuclear codes."

Thinking Gives You Wrinkles!

If you haven't seen the interview Katie Couric did with Sarah Palin, go watch it now! It would be the funniest bit of TV ever, except that there's a chance this woman could be Vice President.

Lord Make Her Gay!

I decided to break with the usual format and create a shirt where we can Pray Sarah Gay. I based it on the nonsensical sermon by Thomas Muthee who chanted 'Lord make a way! Lord make a way!' Well, what if we all chanted 'Lord make her Gay! Lord make her Gay!

Palin Place

The Sarah Palin family scandals keep on coming. I haven't thought of any funny slogans for this mess yet, but I'll have some up in a day or two.

Good Girls Wait Till They're Married!

I'll admit, I picked the Maternity Tee for an extra bit of fun. Of course, if you follow Sarah Palin's lofty advice about abstinence, your very likely to be wearing one of these soon. (You know, like her daughter Bristol).

Dinosaurs Are Jesus Ponies!

Sarah Palin is a strict creationist, there is no doubt about that. Actually, according to the far right whackos this is a good thing. The rest of the country just shudders in comparison? So how does Sarah account for the dinosaurs? Maybe Satan put those bones in the ground to confuse us? Or maybe Jesus made them so that Adam and Eve would have something to ride around on in the Garden of Eden!.

God Made Me Prefect!

Just watching Sarah Palin, you know that she believes she is 'perfect.' The truth though is obvious to anyone paying attention. :) Hopefully she never gets elected Vice Prefect, er President.

Remember Girls, Keep Those Legs Crossed!

Sarah Palin believes that abstinence programs are the only sex ed that teenagers will ever need, and still supports is even after her 17 year old daughter Bristol became pregnant. Way to go Sarah!

We'll Pray Away Your Gay!

Yes it's true, Sarah Palin belongs to a church that believes it can 'pray away your gay.' They forgot to add 'for pay' I'm sure. Maybe they can start on Larry Craig, I'm sure there are lots of young Christian men willing to spend time on their knees for him.

Girls Don't Poop!

Girls Don't Poop! A t-shirt classic (for some reason) and about as logical as any of the BS that spouts out of Sarah Palin's mouth.

Thinking Gives You Wrinkles

It wasn't too hard to figure out which design I should feature first, after Sarah Palin made this blunder to the press last weekend.

If the average citizen didn't know that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were private institutions that would be forgivable, but this women is the Republican candidate for Vice President! Maybe we should see if she can find Washington DC on a map, then again maybe we don't want to know.

Here's Why I Started This Blog

As you can see from this first hand report. The Straight Talk Express is anything but. Since neither Sarah or John will speak up, someone has to do it for them. :)

Note, the first t-shirt designs will be up in the next day or so.

Welcome!

This blog is not about actual Sarah Palin quotes, but instead the sort of things she's probably thinking. I'll be putting these wise tidbits on tshirts and other merchandise with her smiling face.

This is all for fun, well unless of course you're a far right neo-con wacko, then you probably won't get the joke.